Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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