you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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