my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Randomize
