Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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