I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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