quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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