Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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