Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
