She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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