My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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