drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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