If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
