ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
