i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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