If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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