eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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