Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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