i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I need to stop coming to work sober
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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