For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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