Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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