Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
