their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
