You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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