The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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