Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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