I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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