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My room smells like vodka and shame
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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