your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
