Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
pop tarts are not kleenex
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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