This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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