we're blogging at a bar
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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