i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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