Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
God, I missed his penis.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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