ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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