i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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