I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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