We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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