I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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