Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Ladies don't puke and tell
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
