Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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