i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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