Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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