this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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