i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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