Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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