porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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