Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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