"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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