She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
