it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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