let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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